GHOST LOBSTER STRIKES AGAIN!

Could the Ghost Lobster have Caused the Oil Rig Explosion?

So a question has been posed in our comments section about whether the true cause of the oil rig explosion was the diabolical work of the Ghost Lobster. The answer to this question is 100% yes, there is no question in my mind that the Ghost Lobster was behind this. Not only is the Ghost Lobster highly sneaky and manipulative but he is the only marine creature with the ability to pull of such a feat. Let's look at some of the clues that support this theory:

     (1)     Oil floats - The Ghost Lobster knew that attacking an oil rig meant the contaminants would only effect the surface of the ocean. This would not only force humans to cease diving activities because they would have to climb through the oil but at the same time it would not affect the lobsters because they live like cowards on the underneath rocks at the bottom of the ocean.

     (2)     The Loop Current - By attacking a rig located in the Gulf of Mexico the Ghost Lobster knew that the oil would sit around in the gulf for a while but would eventually be swept through the keys via the Loop Current. The ghost lobster knew this would ensure a steady stream of oil which would disrupt mini season.

     (3)     The explosion was at 9:45 PM - It is well known that lobsters travel and operate at night, and the Ghost Lobster is no different.

     (4)     No survivors - The Ghost Lobster is ruthless and will do anything and everything he can to escape capture, even if that means taking out each and every witness.

     (5)     The spill is continuous - The attack was planned perfectly so that the Ghost Lobster would not be the prime suspect because mini season is still a long time off, but do not be fooled by this slight of hand. The rig was damaged in such a way that the emergency shut off valve failed, resulting in the oil continuously pouring into the ocean, which could last until mini season.

     (6)     There was no sign of the Ghost Lobster - The best sign the Ghost Lobster was there is that there is  no sign the Ghost Lobster was there.

So there you have it, six indisputable facts that point straight to the true culprit. He may have the rest of the world fooled, but not us. We know the Ghost Lobster is out there and that he is laughing maniacally at all of us. Well his time will come, and when we finally catch him and wring his tail, we will be the ones to have the last laugh.