Preparation
By Stephen Stancil
By following these steps one will become a more effective lobster hunter and finally slay their own bug. [Editor's note: This training regimen has no scientific basis, attempt at your own risk.]
A. Increase bourbon consumption by 50%
B. Save all $1 bills in a safe place for "pocket money"
C. Breathing exercises
D. Increase Busch Light consumption by 78%
E. Go swimming
F. Practice dominoes
G. Meditate and become the lobster
Preparation H will come into effect once you ultimately get the runs from too much booze.
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