One Week? I Better Get in Shape
by Kenny Case
Month 12 - 6: Sleep, watch TV, drink beer.
Month 5 - 3: Think about how tasty lobster is, ask for time off work, drink beer.
Month 2 - 1: Work on tan, walk around house in dive gear, drink beer.
Week 4 - 2: Ignore work, annoy people with talk about mini season, drink beer.
Week 1: Practice holding breath, swim a couple laps in pool, realize I'm better prepared to drink beer then hunt lobster.
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