According to this report, baby lobsters have been infected with herpes and are dying prematurely. Now I won't go around naming names but I am pretty sure we all know who gave it to them.
Its bad enough I can't bang koalas without getting the clap and every time a monkey rapes me I have to get tested for AIDS, but now I have to worry about contracting herpes when I want to make-out with a lobster? Lame.
I know who it is. It starts with an F and ends with a rank
ReplyDeleteThat wasnt herpes... it was a heat blister!
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