THE SALTY METER

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Intangibles:

Kenny:

While his contributions may not be traditional Kenny always seems to bring something to the table that no one else can. It may be a gay man-towel, or maybe it’s as simple as his shifty eyes and strange ability to instigate things with no one else realizing Kenny is instigating it. At the very least this blog is one of his products aaanndd he found a bunch of pictures of chicks in bikini’s holding lobster, two very valuable contributions. Kenny has promised to provide something that will revolutionize mini-season this year which may have a drastic effect on his score. Until then, Kenny scores a 7.

Total Intangibles Score: 7


Catching Ability:

Captain Awesome:

Captain Awesome is a very dependable lobster catcher. On top of this he is probably the best bag handler of all time. He has a ton of experience and is one of the top catchers in our group. Occasionally he gets a little rough with the bugs causing a rare miss.

Catching score: 7.5


Drinking Ability: 

Gordon:

While it was his first trip Gordon impressed early by continuously being the protagonist for the shotgunning of beers. He did have a distinct advantage over the majority of the group as his two years of school prior to the trip helped insure that he was in top form for the occasion. Gordon pretty much drank consistently throughout the entire trip and was often the first to crack a beer in the morning yet it was always difficult to tell if he was drinking at all. Gordon can Flat out drink.

Total Drinking ability: 8*

*Gordon has a year of consulting under his belt, we will see where his stamina is in a few short weeks. It has been rumored that he has his own mug at a bar in all the cities he travels to just to make sure he stays in prime form.