Intangibles
Frank
The Friz does bring a lot to the table. He bakes the banana bread each year for the ceremonial cutting of the bread, has lots of old salty dog stories about past trips, and tries to get lucky in the boat while we are all snorkeling. Unfortunately for Frank he gave lobsters herpes, which really hurt his score.
Total Intangibles score: 5
Rookie Performance
Gordon
Gordon is our most recent newbie, unfortunately for him we have no one new this season...so he is still bottom of the barrel (unless someone throws a tail in the water by accident). Gordon passed the swimming test by ripping the tail off of a bug and taking a bite out of the raw tail meat. Not quite sac level but not bad. His total lobster catch for his rookie year = 0, beers shotgunned = 8 or 9, and decks washed = 1. Not a bad overall performance but we are expecting a big step up this year.
Total Rookie Performance: 5
Drinking Ability
Sac
What he lacks in his ability to catch a lobster, sac makes up for in his in-ability to turn down a drink. You really only need to know two things about Sac's drinking ability:
- I have never seen him turn down a drink.
- Sac + alcoholic beverage = fun
Total Drinking Score: 9.5 (We need to leave some room for improvement)
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