THE SALTY METER

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Todays Entries:

Catching Ability:

Frank:
Undoubtedly one of the strongest lobster catchers currently walking this earth, Frank was trained from an early age in the wiles of lobstering and is a linchpin in our groups lobster catching success every year. Frank consistently vaults his free-diving wiles and it is true they are not to be trifled with.

In most groups he would easily achieve the ranking of a 10 in this category. Unfortunately for Frank he is matched up with fierce competition. After much shit-talking about his free-diving ability he was out-lobstered in a bridge free-dive showdown.

If you aren't the best in the group you can't have a 10

total catching ability lobsters: 9.5

Drinking Ability:

Donk:

In his prime very few people could hang with Donk when it came to putting down beers. Unfortunately, he has dropped about 25 lbs since his glory days, having a direct impact on his drinking salty score.

Despite this drop, Donk is probably the second easiest person in our group to convince to have a drink at any given time. All you need to do is hand it to him. His 6'3 stature combined with his vast experience at knowing how to pace himself still let him pack them in.

If you see Donk at the bar, buy him a few drinks and then listen close, you never know what the hell is going to come out of his mouth.

Donk is a steady drinker that will vary rarely get the group into any trouble but can always add to the overall atmosphere.

total drinking ability lobsters: 7

Intangibles:

The Zipp:

While you might expect the Zipp to have very few intangibles to bring to the table during Mini Season, you would only be partially correct. It is true that the number of tickle sticks he loses typically outnumbers the number of lobsters he catches, yet he brings something else to the table no one else seems to match:

Soft Hands

This is an extremely valuable resource, everyday there are endless lotioning needs and Josh is always on point.

The fact that Josh has the most popular hands on the first trip out the canal each morning must say something.

Plus he has a cool nickname (+.5).

total intangibles lobsters: 6.5