Wednesday, March 31, 2010
LOBSTER LINGO
Keeper [kee-per]
- noun
1. A lobster that is large enough to take home and turn into dinner without risking the FWC sending you to the clinker. In Florida a keeper is a lobster with a minimum 3" carapace.
2. A girl hot enough, and only mildly annoying enough, to actually consider making your wife.
Synonyms: Legal Lobster, Dream Girl.
Example: Your goal this year is catch at least one keeper, so that you don't embarrass yourself again.
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