MINISEASON 2011 - JULY 27 and 28
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

LOBSTER LINGO


Keeper [kee-per]
- noun

1. A lobster that is large enough to take home and turn into dinner without risking the FWC sending you to the clinker. In Florida a keeper is a lobster with a minimum 3" carapace.

2. A girl hot enough, and only mildly annoying enough, to actually consider making your wife.

Synonyms: Legal Lobster, Dream Girl.













Example: Your goal this year is catch at least one keeper, so that you don't embarrass yourself again.

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